Top ten favorite pick-up lines

Although I've never used them myself, enjoy.


1. Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants

2. I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

3. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

4. Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

6. "hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you*

Girl comes over.

"If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"

7. I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

8. Wow! Are those real?

9. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

10. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

And to end it here's a good one.

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.