Imperial hotel - Vienna

I had the pleasure of staying at this hotel awhile back, and my life was never the same. No let me rephrase that, my hotel standards were for ever more changed. No longer would i be satisfied with a bed and toilet, no, now i must have a king sized room, with a gorgeous view of Vienna. Add a plush bed, 40 inch platinum Tv, crystal chandlers, and maybe a stripper, maybe. But besides that last rather rude comment, that is my new standard, call me picky but you have yet to stay at this hotel.

From the moment i stepped through its revolving glass doors, i felt moved up in class as though i had become royalty, a feeling hard to fake. The bell boy stole my bags from me as i strolled up to the desk. Arriving i relaxed as a warm breath of kindness swept through me, emanating from the desk clerks. Who then ushered me through a very easy check in, no problems whatsoever. Even going so far as to offer me the same room Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie slept in one year back, with a special cost. After that i was guided up to my room by a beautiful austrian damsel, and after seeing her safely to my door, i proceeded to strip, shower and go out to enjoy the night.

Following i spent 4 of the best days of my life at that hotel, each day as invigorating as the one before. And every morning as i woke to the sun on my face, the only thoughts in my head were those of ecstasy, and that wasn't just because of the hottie in my bed. Suffice to say that when the day to depart arrived i felt extremely depressed, unable to see the light ahead, and wishing only to revisit the last couple of days. And so sadly i went downstairs to check out. I looked upon the key, a USB chip attached to a step of gold, and then handed it in to the clerk. "Enjoy you're stay?" asked the young man, i nodded with a frown. "Why then are you sad?" said he. "Because i must leave now," i replied in a mournful tone. "Ah but you will come again, everyone does," he smiled. I looked up seeing the truth in his eyes. "we are always here for our guests, giving them a taste of heaven on earth."

A broad smile stole across my face, i knew i would come back, and so that afternoon i left not feeling as though my life was over but instead knowing that i would be back to once again sample heaven.

Pro's -
Staff is friendly and helpful
Room's are hand designed and chosen to make your stay unique and enjoyable.
Many Tv channels and movies to chose from and internet straight to your computer or on the Tv.
Business lounge allows wifi computers, as well as having 3 of their own for free internet access.
Gym is clean and endowed for those looking to boost muscles.
Conference rooms are large and equipped for anything from business meetings to wedding receptions.
Good area of town.

Cons -
Expensive rooms


My rating - 6 out of 5

Hotel's rating - 5 star.

My advise - Perfect for vacation and/or business trip.